If you ever want to see Mommy freak out, eat a rock.
I didn’t eat one because she took it away from me. I got to go outside a lot this weekend but Mommy says if I want to go outside again, I have to learn that rocks are not food. I don’t get it. She is always trying to get me to expand my horizons: I ride in a car, I go to her work, I try bananas, but I try to eat one rock and she flips out!