Bob’s Job

Bob Dragon – Dragon Extraordinaire – Chandler – Arizona – United States – Planet Earth – Milky Way

I have a lot to say and it is all important!
I have a lot to say and it is all important!

Objective 1:  To let everyone on the Internet know that I have a lot to say, and it is all important.

Objective 2:  To give our species a voice.  I am one in a billion – I have a blog and there is at least 999,999,999 bearded dragons out there that don’t.

Qualifications:

  • I have been Extraordinary for 37 months of my 44 month life.  The first 7 months were spent being awesome and learning Extraordinary.  That is in human time and it is approximate.
  • Running Amok – I run amok better than most living creatures:
    • There isn’t a bug I won’t eat, an item I won’t climb, or a corner I can’t hide in.
    • Dust bunnies fear me and I am excellent at rounding them up in a timely manner.

Education:

  • Life – I have been a dragon all my life.
  • Google – Need I say more?  If I don’t know it right now, I will Google it and know it in 5 minutes!

Experience – Adventures:  This is a category that could be update on an hourly basis.

  • Stairs
  • Gardening
  • Travel
  • Driving
  • Eating

Special skills:

  • I work a computer, work a Kindle, a television, radio and have my own website.  So, basically I am a reptile living in a human environment and excelling at it.  I honestly think I do this better than a lot of real humans do.
  • I am able to identify everything including aliens – see Stevie’s page
  • I can work Amazon.com

References:

  • Mommy
  • Aunt Fancy
  • Stevie
  • Cindeless – my first comment when my blog went live!

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