So this is Stevie. As you can see he doesn’t look anything like the creature on the Geico commercials. Stevie is the smartest person I know. He has taught me a lot about life. He has a much different schedule than I do. He lives in a huge cage with these hammocks strategically arranged so that he never even needs to leave the cage when Mommy cleans it. Normally he is very quiet, but on occasion I have noticed that he throws a party for all his little alien friends. Ok, so I don’t see them – I am generally asleep, but when I get up in the morning, stuff is knocked over, spilled, or trashed. And Stevie is lying on his tree stump or in his hammock with his arms and legs dangling over the edge and he will sleep for 2 days.