Marriage!

I love television.  I learned that the supreme court said anyone can get married no matter what they are.  All the people were jumping up and down and smiling and I thought it was fascinating.  I am too young to get married but I decided I might as well marry some stuff.  I started off with my Pittsburgh Penguins bears that Aunt Fancy brought me from Pennsylvania.  Now they are married.  So exciting.  I’m going to go marry my minions next.

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Do you take this bear........
Do you take this bear……..

Happy Birthday Wil Soles!!!

Today I attended the Birthday Party of my Mommy’s boss.  He woke up this morning a whole entire year older than he was when he went to sleep last night.  Since that kind of thing doesn’t happen every day, Mommy’s work threw a party for him.  His desk was decorated with balloons and there was cake and ice cream and a big bowl of strawberries.  I got to eat a strawberry and made a mess out of my car seat.  Oodles of fun.

Wil's Birthday

 

 

 

Party at Bob’s!!!!

It was 110 degrees today.  You humans and your numbers!!!  It was HOT.

I was nice and comfy in my house, but my garden is starting to wilt and Mommy says that the only thing that can be done is to eat it now.  So, I cordially invite everyone to my house to eat everything in the garden.  BYOB (bring your own bugs) and have an appetite!

eating my garden
eating my garden
yummy
yummy

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Mommy’s Nervous Breakdown

Well, I was playing hide and seek with Mommy this weekend and I found a great hiding place in the corner of a table in the corner of a room.  I was so intent on hiding that I got overstimulated and fell asleep.  Mommy must have forgot that we were playing hide and seek (or maybe she didn’t realize it) and she tore the house up looking for me.  She even called a friend to come help her look.

After about 12 hours, Mommy was FREAKING OUT.  She finally found me and I woke up when I heard her.  She was so happy to see me that she didn’t let me out of her sight all night.  Boring!  I need to remember not to do that again, because it is a pain in the neck to have to stay right next to Mommy all day.

By the way, is it my fault that the table happens to be the same color as me???

Bob's hide and seek

Stuffed animals

Mommy cleaned my room today and lined up all my stuffed animals.  I wish she wouldn’t do that.  I had all those animals exactly where I wanted them.  They were perfect for me to lay on, and hide in.  I’m telling you, when there is a pile of stuffed animals and I am lying right in the middle of them, people who come over to visit don’t even notice that I am real.  Not to mention, it is so comfy.

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Bob's room 2

Take your Dragon to work day

So, Mommy hit the snooze bar too many times this morning and got up late.  She didn’t have time to situate me, so she put me in the car and took me to work with her.  I mean, she didn’t have any choice – right?  She hates to be late, and the snooze bar is right next to the bed.

Turns out, I’m pretty famous at Mommy’s work.  I sat at Mommy’s desk for a while watching her click a mouse for like a billion hours and then I got bored and decided to go look for a paper shredder or a printer, something that makes the ‘zzzzup’ sound.  I stopped and visited a bunch of people at their desks.  I have lots of pictures, but Mommy said she has to scrub identifiers off first, so I can only post a few today.  These are just a few of my buddies.

Bob and Hwys friends Melissa and Bob Russ and Bob