Aunt Fancy

Mommy has a friend coming for the weekend because they are going to the hockey game together.  I am not allowed to put her name on my website because she has someone in her family that is famous and not for the best of moral decisions.  So I will call her Aunt Fancy!

She is very fancy and stylish and has a mansion in Sedona.  Mommy and I went there last December and there is a fireplace in the middle of her living room that flames come out of shiny rocks and it works with a remote control.  Why on earth she chooses to stay at our house is beyond me, but she seems to like it here.

I like it when Aunt Fancy comes to visit because Mommy relaxes and laughs a lot. Aunt Fancy brings presents too.  One time, Mommy got Stevie a tiny little waterfall for his cage so it would be humid in there and he would have an easier time shedding.  On the first night a cricket got sucked into it.  So it broke.  When Aunt Fancy came out, she brought him a big fountain that uses about half his cage.  It is so cool.  When Stevie gets gray and he is ready to shed, Mommy puts his fountain in and Stevie spends almost the entire day on the rock edge.

Aunt Fancy brings me ‘people’ presents.  Stevie gets reptile presents.  I think Aunt Fancy might think I am a people.  She brought me a clock one time that is completely see-through and I spend hours watching all the little gears turn.  I like the gears, but don’t care what time it is.