How to Train Your Dragon

Some people think that only dogs and some cats are smart enough to be trained.  Not true!  There is one secret to training anything and anyone.  The secret is that you must say please.  Please is a magical word.  It shocks me that people don’t know that.  The entire animal and reptile community does.  I can’t speak for insects – I’m still trying to figure out the Pterodactyl that flies around the ceiling fan.  Also, it helps if you speak very clearly.



Happy Birthday Wil Soles!!!

Today I attended the Birthday Party of my Mommy’s boss.  He woke up this morning a whole entire year older than he was when he went to sleep last night.  Since that kind of thing doesn’t happen every day, Mommy’s work threw a party for him.  His desk was decorated with balloons and there was cake and ice cream and a big bowl of strawberries.  I got to eat a strawberry and made a mess out of my car seat.  Oodles of fun.

Wil's Birthday




Mommy’s Nervous Breakdown

Well, I was playing hide and seek with Mommy this weekend and I found a great hiding place in the corner of a table in the corner of a room.  I was so intent on hiding that I got overstimulated and fell asleep.  Mommy must have forgot that we were playing hide and seek (or maybe she didn’t realize it) and she tore the house up looking for me.  She even called a friend to come help her look.

After about 12 hours, Mommy was FREAKING OUT.  She finally found me and I woke up when I heard her.  She was so happy to see me that she didn’t let me out of her sight all night.  Boring!  I need to remember not to do that again, because it is a pain in the neck to have to stay right next to Mommy all day.

By the way, is it my fault that the table happens to be the same color as me???

Bob's hide and seek